strange little girls

(i keep your picture upon the wall. it hides a nasty stain still lying there.)

monday 5:15 a.m.

someone got roofied again

when the dancer becomes the (flash)dance

Just a steel town girl on a Saturday night
Looking for the fight of her life
In the real time world no one sees her at all
They all say she's craaaaaaaaazy

heroin bar chic

better than a brickhouse

she's a black bloc of one. with spangley pastel alice bands

j + o, guapi 4-evah

boozing with the honeys

more than a woman

(and a mother. and a lean, mean lactating machine)

like, totally wigtit, dude!

J in rome. yes, bliss. still recovering.

you know who you are

my kitchen misses you

2 girls. 1 wardrobe

f: `oh, she doesn't care if they're masculine or feminine'
o: `mmm, a bit like her mother, then'

`who's playing? oh i quite like manchester'

that's milan-liverpool, love

the great divide

where's waldo, 1 & 2

cookies are vegan too

banksy's azure period

habla for itself

joy to the world!

sorry the little sprog on the right is a tad blurry - he was too deep in the throes of REM sleep to bothering meeting Auntie Oats for the first time. oh, and he sleeps with one eye open - you can tell he comes from good, wise stock. oh, and that eye is blue (and rumored to remain that way)

surprised on the upside

that's far more than i thought i had to begin with

keys to freedom, anyone? or to front doors?

`who's rahmatullah?'

an oldie, but a goodie

back by popular demand - the baby carrot homage

everyone's favorite js ad

super-ex namedropping

wendy darling and her bearded men

newlywed P and the half-hour hustle

the long-lost baby carrot. before the `peaks and valleys'

flowling for baby carrot

hey jealousy

d's new imac. am green. especially since due to an apple error, she will be taking ownership of a brand new macbook to boot.
oh happy birthday phhtbbtththhtttttttt

`do you protect the neighbors or flash the firemen?'

WHERE was that handtowel again? kater and the recounting of her foray into the world of nude fire-escape clambering.

the after-aftermath

no evening would be complete without a little plunger action at casa rosenoff

crying is okay here

the aftermath of a heart-to-heart at zeitgeist. always a bad idea after a full day of full-sun boozing. or, in this case, an inspired idea

an afternoon of underbergs

what i want to know is, where's all the underberg when i come to berlin? mmm mmm good.

who's a freak?

winner of the random ad campaign of the year award. not talking about d's reflection in the glass, either.

yet more indie `crap' on the streets of sf

z + z tops

another pre-katrina new orleans flashback

senorita, mas fina

`i brain hearts'

coming soon, to a youtube near you

family photo #136. circa 04/07

ms. murphy

who thinks this look would go down real well in the brazilian heartland?

this must be what they mean by `great couple'

t + d, together again

the `growl' or the `jubber'

no kidding

at 20 paces from zeitgeist, it's a good thing

the siberia hat

one thing we forgot to buy for d on her magical, mystery treasure hunt through sf.